I LOVED THIS...THIS WAS HYSTERICAL....TALK ABOUT A GUY WHO DOESN'T GET IT....

"I feel like it's the Nazi regime coming in here, talking away all of our rights, said Tim Main, as he cleaned up Mike's Ten-Pin Lounge in Alton. "First they make it so you have to wear seat belts, and now they want to put a stop to smoking. What's next?"


HEAVEN FORBID THAT THE GOVERNMENT WANTS TO KEEP YOU ALIVE AND HEALTHY!!!!

DON'T GET THE WRONG IDEA THOUGH...IT ISN'T THAT YOU ARE ALL THAT IMPORTANT...REMEMBER THE ONLY TWO SURE THINGS ARE TAXES AND DEATH....AND THEY'RE GONNA TAX YOU AS LONG AS THEY CAN...SO THEY'LL KEEP YOU ALIVE IN ORDER TO DO SO!!!!