Due to USC's win over UCLA....I thought to bring this up...what are the best jokes between rivalry schools? here are a few from USC fans at the Bruins expense...
How do you get a UCLA grad off your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza and send him on his way.
“I used to go to UCLA, then my dad got a job.”
I knew a UCLA grad who studied for five days … to prepare for a urine test.
UCLA means University of California with Lower Achievement!
UCLA means U Clowns Lose Always!
How is a UCLA coed like a quarter in the toilet? You know it's there..but no way you are taking it out..
“My brother went to UCLA in 1979,” “He’s going to become a senior next year. He’s in gradual school.” -Wendy Leibman
You are ruined if you are a BRUIN!
There are plenty more but for the time being...what rivalry jokes do you have with the school that opposes yours? Michigan/Ohio State fans? Harvard/Yale? Utah/BYU? Georgia Tech/Georgia? Auburn/Alabama? Texas/Oklahoma?
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