Monday, December 08, 2008

College Rivalries and all of the jokes between them

Due to USC's win over UCLA....I thought to bring this up...what are the best jokes between rivalry schools? here are a few from USC fans at the Bruins expense...

How do you get a UCLA grad off your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza and send him on his way.

“I used to go to UCLA, then my dad got a job.”

I knew a UCLA grad who studied for five days … to prepare for a urine test.

UCLA means University of California with Lower Achievement!

UCLA means U Clowns Lose Always!

How is a UCLA coed like a quarter in the toilet? You know it's there..but no way you are taking it out..

“My brother went to UCLA in 1979,” “He’s going to become a senior next year. He’s in gradual school.” -Wendy Leibman

You are ruined if you are a BRUIN!

There are plenty more but for the time being...what rivalry jokes do you have with the school that opposes yours? Michigan/Ohio State fans? Harvard/Yale? Utah/BYU? Georgia Tech/Georgia? Auburn/Alabama? Texas/Oklahoma?